I'm a sucker for a good lollipoop

Just when you thought the Internet got boring, some unknown woman with a good sense of humor and perfect suction control of her gaping asshole goes and makes this video. Imagine being the friend who's friend is like "so I need you to draw a face around my asshole and record me sucking a lolipop with by butthole. Also, do you have a little wig I can borrow" like people just randomly have little wigs everywhere in their house for when their friend sucks taffy with their butthole after a night of splurging on Dorito flavored tacos where the bell rings.

This video restores my faith in humanity that friends will be there for each other in the weirdest of times.

So anyway, I'm looking for someone to record me eating a Slim Jim with my asshole - even the Tabasco one if we want to make it look exciting. Any takers? And do you have a top hat? I want it to look elegant.