Dude accidentally jizzes during ball waxing. Where do I sign up?

This random dude accidentally blows a fucking load all over himself when he was getting his balls waxed. The woman just started offering clean up services like this shit was normal. So is that what it takes to unleash a free semen demon like you're about to play the new Diablo game? Where do I sign up? If you're a tranny, then can you get your lady balls waxed too?