Where is this gym and do they allow a friend pass for the day? I'm not about to spend more money on a membership, but if you want to take me and my camera as a guest one day, then what are we waiting for?

There's gotta be half a dozen naked girls in there getting in shape, burning as much calories per rep as you're doing right now whacking your little pecker. I know you got it out bro, it's fine. Just don't tell anyone. Everyone likes a hot girl in good shape.