Giant guy shrugs off two cops, hops on quad and speeds off

This is how you evade the cops if you're a gigantic dude who can literally shrug them off and get on your quad and drive off. He'll probably also face bigger charges later. And just thing, if he smacked the cop into something and the cop gets hurt, that's an even bigger charge. He's so big he will stick out in a crowd, but hey, I didn't see his face - did you? And that could have been a midget on stilts. Can you prove in court it wasn't?